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Declarations and Sour Oranges
Written by: Legionnaire Blonk, Execrant
Date: Monday, January 19th, 2026
Addressed to: Citric Mother Eoka e'Jahlorien, Keeper of the Crown
Keeper of the Crown,
Hello! I hope this missive finds you well. I'm sure Sapience is pleased to know that you have money to lend but I think we'd all like to unsubscribe from your unsolicited business offers.
If I may though, I'd like to request a bit of clarity. Since you saw fit to write a post to highlight the fact that the Avatar of Ruin had also written a post, does this one contravene or supersede the previous post from the Keeper of the Spear? As an outsider, I'm unsure if the person with the spear, the person with the crown or the person that looks like ruin has the ultimate say.
I only ask because your spear holder has made a previous declaration that has a wider target list than the avatar and I don't believe the completion clause for that previous declaration has been met. I've reproduced the previous declaration below for your review:
"All those in the army of Targossas are to be pursued by the Cult of Oblivion until such a time that Aroan apologizes, on his knees, at North of New Thera for his hubris. Additionally, I demand a statue of myself, Mizik, and Dunn erected at the gates of Targossas, and a removal of our enemy statuses so we may observe our likeness at our will. Then and only then will we stop our hunting of your army, and the citizenry not in the army who wish to involve themselves in this conflict." - Archaeon, Keeper of the Spear 4th of Sarapin, in the year 995 AF.
I have been pretty restful as of late but I do not see any new statuary at the gates of Targossas and I doubt I would have missed anything as shocking as Dunn's visage in stone at the gates. Is your organization having a hard time keeping its messaging straight? It might be best to limit the number of cooks that are in your proverbial kitchen. I'd suggest you hire the overseer to oversee you all given his title but he doesn't seem interested in keeping watch over those who seek solace, safety and succor within his walls.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
Blonk
Penned by my hand on the 6th of Valnuary, in the year 995 AF.
Declarations and Sour Oranges
Written by: Legionnaire Blonk, Execrant
Date: Monday, January 19th, 2026
Addressed to: Citric Mother Eoka e'Jahlorien, Keeper of the Crown
Keeper of the Crown,
Hello! I hope this missive finds you well. I'm sure Sapience is pleased to know that you have money to lend but I think we'd all like to unsubscribe from your unsolicited business offers.
If I may though, I'd like to request a bit of clarity. Since you saw fit to write a post to highlight the fact that the Avatar of Ruin had also written a post, does this one contravene or supersede the previous post from the Keeper of the Spear? As an outsider, I'm unsure if the person with the spear, the person with the crown or the person that looks like ruin has the ultimate say.
I only ask because your spear holder has made a previous declaration that has a wider target list than the avatar and I don't believe the completion clause for that previous declaration has been met. I've reproduced the previous declaration below for your review:
"All those in the army of Targossas are to be pursued by the Cult of Oblivion until such a time that Aroan apologizes, on his knees, at North of New Thera for his hubris. Additionally, I demand a statue of myself, Mizik, and Dunn erected at the gates of Targossas, and a removal of our enemy statuses so we may observe our likeness at our will. Then and only then will we stop our hunting of your army, and the citizenry not in the army who wish to involve themselves in this conflict." - Archaeon, Keeper of the Spear 4th of Sarapin, in the year 995 AF.
I have been pretty restful as of late but I do not see any new statuary at the gates of Targossas and I doubt I would have missed anything as shocking as Dunn's visage in stone at the gates. Is your organization having a hard time keeping its messaging straight? It might be best to limit the number of cooks that are in your proverbial kitchen. I'd suggest you hire the overseer to oversee you all given his title but he doesn't seem interested in keeping watch over those who seek solace, safety and succor within his walls.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
Blonk
Penned by my hand on the 6th of Valnuary, in the year 995 AF.