Lady Pandora,

I humbly submit myself to be considered as, well, an agent of
unpredictable chaos when needed. Although I can't promise
a dearth of cheese (as sandwiches oft come stuffed full of
it in various forms) I can say for quite certain I have never
worn said food as a hat.

Well, yet. The century is young.

If required, I'm sure my fellow Hashani can submit letters of
recommendation (that I be committed.)

Yours,

- Erikarn

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Valnuary, in the year 988 AF.