People of Sapience,

Now that I'm BACK, I have a SPECIAL OFFER!!

For a limited time only, I will extend MY PROTECTION to any building, tower, monument, or vaguely sentimental structure that matters to your organisation from natural disasters. This includes city halls, observatories, temples, docks, and probably your grandmother's haunted birdhouse - provided you pay up. I am even extending this protection to HIGH CLANS! (I do not offer discounts to those holding the title of Baron, Arbiter, Regent, Lord, Marquis, Viscount, or other.)

Usual rate: 5 million gold per building.
SPECIAL OFFER: 2.5 million per.

You saw what happened when Targossas declined My generous coverage. Bye bye, tower!
You remember what almost happened in Hashan! Observatory? Gone.
You remember what did happen? Nocturne disc? Still missing.

Think of the OPPORTUNITY! But also think about the following small print I made bigger just for you.

* No refunds
* No protections for Knights or Aster Malik (I still hate you.)
* No arguing
* Does not cover stratospheric sky ordnance.
* Does not cover tritonic invasions
* Does not cover atavian incursions
* Does not cover offspring-derived grook agitation
* Does not cover peasant rebellion
* Does not cover Imperial revolution
* Does not cover irreconcilable arboreal disuptes

Send Me your gold and your building list, and I will extend My protection as promised. You can even buy two, it is basically buy one get one free.

Offer valid until I get bored.
Terms and conditions apply. Depends if Prospero is looking.

Pandora
The Wayward Heir

Penned by My hand on the 20th of Ero, in the year 980 AF.