Achaean News
rats
Written by: Councillor Firefox, of The Oakstone Council
Date: Tuesday, July 27th, 1999
Addressed to: Fiery Mischief Morlana Ni'Choya, De Vious Illuminati
You see, we have to kill the rats. If we didn't, they would multiply unchecked, and run rampant every where. They would eat all the food killing all the other animals, and Hakhinm would die of hunger 'cause we weren't bringing him any food. So until we get a whole lotta foxes to bring into the cities, we have to kill them to protect all of nature.
Excuse the misspells, I still have that dang-blasted Telnet demon messing up what I say,.
Firefox
Penned by my hand on the 19th of Daedalan, in the year 225 AF.
rats
Written by: Councillor Firefox, of The Oakstone Council
Date: Tuesday, July 27th, 1999
Addressed to: Fiery Mischief Morlana Ni'Choya, De Vious Illuminati
You see, we have to kill the rats. If we didn't, they would multiply unchecked, and run rampant every where. They would eat all the food killing all the other animals, and Hakhinm would die of hunger 'cause we weren't bringing him any food. So until we get a whole lotta foxes to bring into the cities, we have to kill them to protect all of nature.
Excuse the misspells, I still have that dang-blasted Telnet demon messing up what I say,.
Firefox
Penned by my hand on the 19th of Daedalan, in the year 225 AF.