Hello!

I write to you all to inform you of a new and terrifying plague that may or may not be spreading!!! So far what I have heard is it starts with tingling in the skin, and then a sore throat. If you know anyone who reports feeling a tingling sensation and they say it's because they slept on their arm funny or they hit their funny bone, you should SQUINT at them SUSPICIOUSLY. This is a very suspicious sign.

If they THEN report having a sore throat, even IF they just had something super scratchy or just shouted or yelled a lot, they super definitely have the plaguedemic.

The only known cure so far is to violently eradicate them from existence, just like how if someone breaks a finger the best medical course of treatment is to amputate their arm at the neck.

DON'T PANIC. KILL EVERYONE WHO SNEEZES. Calmly.

We can control this before it gets out of control, so nobody panic, and just commit mass murder calmly. Make sure you set the bodies on fire and set the ashes on fire and then set the fire on fire. I don't know how to do that part maybe ask a Caefir or Aegoth or something.

NOBODY PANIC JUST KILL EVERYONE WHO SNEEZES AND IT WILL BE FINE.

Love,
Tesha Young



Penned by my hand on the 15th of Ero, in the year 978 AF.