BY ORDER OF THE BARON (THAT ME)

Othival, Seeker of Discovery is me new Bard.
That mean him write songs about how great me is.
Him write about how great ogres and orcs is.
Him write about how great Dun is.

Him already write song about me pike.
Me declare him sing it for all uglies at me super exclusive victory feast.

THERE WILL BE NO TARGOSSAS UGLIES AT ME FEAST!!!

That all.
- Balam Agab, the Holocaust Baron

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Chronos, in the year 976 AF.