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NO GOOD PEOPLE ALLOWED IN THE BARONY OF DUN VALLEY
Written by: Balam Agab, the Baron
Date: Wednesday, May 21st, 2025
Addressed to: Everyone
BY ORDER OF THE BARON (THAT ME)
Second new rule.
No Targossas uglies in Dun.
That means no paladins. No angels. No HOLY LIGHT and NO HOLY FIRE!
Normal light and fire okay.
AND NO MACES. Priests uses maces. Maces are outlawed!
You from the Hearth? STAY THERE!
You come here? Me kick you off side of Fortress. Then me come down and step on your head. Then me kick you off side of Fortress again. Then me kill you!
If Targossas uglies want back in Dun, send me the Dawnlord's head along with two crates of shiny paladin fullplate armour. Then me consider it.
- Balam Agab, the Baron
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Daedalan, in the year 976 AF.
NO GOOD PEOPLE ALLOWED IN THE BARONY OF DUN VALLEY
Written by: Balam Agab, the Baron
Date: Wednesday, May 21st, 2025
Addressed to: Everyone
BY ORDER OF THE BARON (THAT ME)
Second new rule.
No Targossas uglies in Dun.
That means no paladins. No angels. No HOLY LIGHT and NO HOLY FIRE!
Normal light and fire okay.
AND NO MACES. Priests uses maces. Maces are outlawed!
You from the Hearth? STAY THERE!
You come here? Me kick you off side of Fortress. Then me come down and step on your head. Then me kick you off side of Fortress again. Then me kill you!
If Targossas uglies want back in Dun, send me the Dawnlord's head along with two crates of shiny paladin fullplate armour. Then me consider it.
- Balam Agab, the Baron
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Daedalan, in the year 976 AF.