BY ORDER OF THE BARON (THAT ME)

This new year. That mean new rules.

First new rule is no more wormholes in the Barony.

Breaking me new rule means you get beaten. Means you possibly get toothpicks made out of your bones and platters made from your innards. Means you possibly even get dead.

YOU OPEN WORMHOLE, ME OPEN HOLE IN YOU.

Me no care if you say "it just magic circle."

Uglies use magic circles to kill us. Killing us not allowed.

You want inside Fortress? Use gate. Ask nice. Wait. Maybe we let you in.

- Balam Agab, the Baron

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Sarapin, in the year 976 AF.