Hi Archaeon,

Where were you when Pazuzu was trying to end the world? Right there helping everyone stop him

Where were you when the Black Wave came? Right there fighting against Hashan and the Teth.

Where was Ashtan when the worldbreaker came to town? Right there supplying more bodies to be demi-godded.

Coming of the Mourning Star? Fighting to save yourselves

Loss of one of the Alchemical planets? Running around like headless chickens with the rest of us.

Elemental Invasion? Front lines.

Amazing that your devotion to the end of the world always seems to vanish at the exact same time as it might actually happen.

But yes, tell the rest of the world how much more zealotry you have than us. We will just sit over here and actually progress our causes while you actively shut down yours.

-Accipiter

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Scarlatan, in the year 940 AF.