Attention: Lady Pandora

Date: Lupar, 891 AF

Past Due: Cleaning Services

Subject:

This post will serve as Your final notice. Your reckless behavior and impulsive attitude left the streets of Hashan a mess some years ago. That is unacceptable behavior. Children are taught to clean up after their messes. So come pick up Yours.

We have been lenient with the cleaning deadline for some time now. I am sure You will understand and forgive us, as we initially believed Your wanton destruction was an attempt at some kind of divine artform. We soon realized we were wrong. In our defense, it was an easy mistake to make when considering Your previous attempts at creating art. To be clear, I am referring to the poor quality and unstable construction of the unfinished statue that was dismantled, which precipitated Your tantrum.

However, the city of Progress is generous. In exchange for removing up Your rubble, we can be persuaded to drop all littering and vandalism charges against You. Additionally, we will agree not to leave any negative service reviews about Your budding cleaning business or spread illicit rumors about Your messy habits. After all, good behavior should be rewarded.

Shovels, gloves, and any additional protective equipment You require can be provided upon request.

We look forward to seeing You heal the wounds in both our city streets and our hearts.


Warmest regards,
Atul Lanthe

P.s. I'd wear a glove. I know You don't like to get Your hand dirty.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Lupar, in the year 891 AF.