Was that a joke or have you finally succumbed to the dementia of old age?
If the latter, politely refer to one of your other teachings of Nature and let yourself be reclaimed already, I've wasted enough time reading that nonsense.
Yours lovingly
Elyon Wineapple
Friendly advisor / important thief

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Aeguary, in the year 860 AF.