The lovely and talented Miss Avery and myself come to you with an
exciting announcement!

Starting st Serenade on the 14th of Glacian, year 818, we will be holding a
month-long festival to celebrate the Turning of the Vault!

We have so much lovely entertainment planned for you attendees!
Why just check out this list!

-Two lotteries with potential to earn your very own windcutter or even a
flying hornet mount!

-A drinking, and even gleam-snorting contest!

-Bait the frog, freeze tag, rampage, a scrapper tournament and darts tournament for all you competitive types!

And to wrap everything up, I, Curtis Marsyas, will be performing a
concert for all of those who wish to attend!

Food, drink and cactus weed are all complimentary, so indulge to your
delight! And if you've got sticky fingers, wear gloves, because we don't
take too kindly to party crashers 'round these parts.

We've been working on this for a very long time, and are just so
thrilled, and hope you all show up and have a good time with us.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Lupar, in the year 817 AF.