To whom it may concern,

The posturing and drama in the public forums is rather childish. If you have dirty laundry to air, keep it private so we don't all have to suffer your oh so important barbs at each other. The backhanded compliments and snark are on level with the squabble you can expect from chickens.

Respectfully yours,
Zekiel

17th of Sarapin, 815 AF

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Sarapin, in the year 815 AF.