Greetings, Sapience.

Turns out I'm pretty ancient.

I have little idea of which other fossils are awake and who slumbers in this day and age, but I cordially invite friends, old friends, and old enemies with a good sense of humor to attend my 500th birthday this 21st of Scarlatan for mischief and merriment at Fire & Spice in Ashtan.

If you are a city enemy, contact Morthif in advance to resolve your enemy status, or relay your request to inquire about your fine to me and I will do so.

Gifts are not expected or required. Sullen sticks in the mud and grouchy guests will be mocked. Come to think of it, anyone might be. Did I mention "sense of humor"?

See you there.

Reznik Saer'rac
Retired Rabblerouser
Diehard Discordian
Whole-Hearted Hedonist

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Sarapin, in the year 796 AF.