Hello world!
I know some in my house's history have led a goose chase or two
I have a project that has real live booty for you!

If you are of flexy muscles and strong mind,
Grab your shovel and help me out... be kind!

I need some people for a treasure hunt, please try!
Before it rots in the ground and I cry.

1. In a manor made by mint and a killing or two,
You'll find a golden throne and a present for you!

2. This man trades gold for bugs in a net,
Dig by his feet and you'll be happy, I bet!

3. This one eyed willy wishes he was filled with creamy white meat!
Outside of his cave you'll find some fun, don't blow off your feet!

4. Eris sneezed and out came a delight,
Find a man that needs a hookah and you're in for a fright!
(Editor's note, to get there you'll need to eat boogers. If you want to go through with it that it's up to you. Gross.)

5. South of Cyrene silly sailors shipped themselves straight into the shore,
Find how they fixed that nightly problem and you'll want more!

6. Silver panthers are hidden in plain view near,
Close to a sister is the base of a mountain, here here!

7. Somewhere out there the Ineal blooms,
If you can find it, my best treasure you'll exhume!



Penned by my hand on the 7th of Lupar, in the year 771 AF.