Hello, Sapience

Do YOU hate CREEPER PLANTS?

Do YOU wish they were REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE?

Well... with The Cyrenian Shield's FOOLPROOF, 100% GUARANTEED, NO QUESTIONS ASKED battle plan!

You TOO can remove CREEPER PLANTS!


First, get a handful of alchemist salt.

Then you DROP it and sprinkle it all over that disgusting plant.

Then you LIGHT CREEPER and watch it BURN!



If you have any questions, please direct them to our Shield Leadership who have thoroughly tested the product and our methods.

We guarantee 100% customer satisfaction or your SALT BACK.


Disclaimer: Vika and Shield incorporated are not liable for instructions being unclear, salt ending up in your eyes, creepers grabbing onto your leg, ingesting salt, or any side effects of breathing in melted and burnt creeper fumes.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Miraman, in the year 769 AF.