Seems like these days making too much money is frowned upon, thats why I am here to help!

I am seeking investors looking to lose 10% on their capital.

Thats right, nothing too good to be true here. Lose your hard earned roulette profits? Not to worry, I can cap your losses at a solid 10%. Cash out at ANYTIME, we have the funds available to pay you back.

No mistakes or errors here, just good old fashioned investing that you wont have to report back on!

MSG JONESEY today for consideration, and act now, I am only accepting the first 5,000 investors!

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Glacian, in the year 768 AF.