Greedings Fog-Huffers, and salutations to the very few respectable Mhaldorians who still have their honours.

Your great generous Tyrannus Cooper Ikari stated I must write a post glorifying evil and making a formal apology in order to have my commodities returned. Hence, I am writing this post after great thoughts, and hopefully not disgusting readers such as yourself. Mhaldor has always been one of the cities that I highly respect, but with the recent incident which occured in year 766, I must apologize as i find myself unable to do as instructed.

I am sorry that I was not able to respond within 3 months as instructed as I am not as lucky as Cooper is to have all that time, capabilities, and flair to be disposed at his fingertip. I am sorry that I experienced the very common ailment of a soul rip and for it lost 30+ years of hard work. I am sorry that I let my temper get the best of me when Cooper's instructed act of returning half of my primes and alchemic metals by your citisen turn out to be part of his grand derision. I am sorry that I became upset when I was taunted by your citizens concerning my commodities and 'thanked' for my donations.

I am sorry that 501 red inks, 533 yellow inks, 608 blue inks, 527 purple inks, 529 green inks, 48948 stones, 3350 rawstones, 21030 ironores, 38540 coal, and 65 silver bars, was such a temptation that it took so long for your people to finally decide whether they should show the common courtsey expected to be shown by all cities, before attempting to use excuses as to why they should not. I am sorry that I had to become a target by your people to the public, denouncing me and giving titles, in some way to justify their actions. I am sorry that Mhaldor has been reduced to the state that it is now, run by the lesser people it has, compared to the honor it once held so highly when I first visited it as a kitten. I am sorry that Greed turned out to be a far more powerful trait which Mhaldorian's admire than their Seven Truths. I am sorry that the Gods somehow seem fit to allow people like you to even exist or continue to go about your ways. Finally, I am sorry that I personally have lost interest in this world any longer,for it is not one I can abide by.

Thus, I conclude that this is the evil, driven and empowered by greed that you want me to glorify, for your citizen, my citymates, and other Achaeans to acknowledge.

Thank you for reading.
Cheers.

Your Disfunctioned Lab Cat,
Rino N.


Penned by my hand on the 20th of Mayan, in the year 767 AF.