Dear pirates,

haha
ahahahahahaha
no one cares

one on one, you will all sink. You seem to only sink a ship with numbers on your side. You feed on easy targets which is always the pirate way it seems, for cowards you be. The people of good will always align to put your poor souls down.

oh...
just in case you did not catch that first part...
bwhahahaha

A smart mouthed dwarf, and pirate hunter,
-A

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Glacian, in the year 759 AF.