-Laffs-...Dear, dear Nimos, you can't make an Ashtan sewer rat whine, let alone me. Though, come to think of it, I think I DID complain once or twice when you, as usual, failed to RISE to the occasion during the few unsatisfying moments of tenderness we may have shared, once upon a time.

sneeringly yours,
Zoot, the Recidivistic

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 219 AF.