Eleusis,

It has been brought to my attention that you once again defeated yourselves in a major conflict. Unsurprisingly, I was then told you managed to surrender without any real consequence in a war that you ratified.

This is a strange realm, where recklessness like this has no consequence. But let's be honest, you can't cede too much - we all have to maintain our dignity.

I have a proposition, with the intent for you all to preserve your self respect even during this period of reflection over the agonizingly inadequate performance in a war you escalated:

I, with the backing of the original members of Mhaldor's circa '400 AF shallam subvision kai choke dream team hereby offer as follows:

"All items of material value ceded to Mhaldor as spoils of war are hereby paid back in full to Eleusis as well as 5,000gp per slain Eleusian during the period of war. In exchange, Eleusis will construct or renovate a street to be named "Malifuus Lane". You will make it a nice street with cafes. There will be a square at the end of the street with a statue of me that was sculpted in 396 AF - it is a statue of me disciplining my then-butler with a heavy scroll - he was a young sentinel named Spire.

I'll send the plans later.

Your Friend,

Malifuus

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Daedalan, in the year 663 AF.