Well, this is all exciting, is it not.

I tend not to let the idle writings of unreadable nonsense get to me, like that which the majority of highly excitable, yet uselessly retarded, of you like to write, but I feel I need to make a short point.

I am glad you all enjoy throwing the ways of life that others tend to follow around, as it is a somewhat enlightening experience for me. I am a big fan of education. However, I feel it would perhaps be a good exercise for the majority of you to become a little more relevant in worldy affairs before stroking yourselves in public. I do not even know who any of you are. Surely you have speakers from your respective cities with a little more credibility that won't sound like bigots that failed their novice learning tasks?

I am sure you all have something exciting to say, but I feel anyone that actually understands the beliefs they follow wouldn't need to validate themselves repeatedly on this medium.

I look forward to reading the posts of those who are truly "enlightened" in the hopes that someone will write something that I can read without all the hopeless word play and attention seeking antics of the mediocre and unrecognised.

If you have reached this far into my article: very good; you should join the Maldaathi, where we will train you well on an individual basis and teach you how to be really, really good at what you want on the path to becoming a truly strong Knight.

Thank you.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Sarapin, in the year 656 AF.