Oho, how very clever of you! If, by "clever," One means, "masochistic!"
Whatever else might be safe (and doors of any variety aren't on that
list right now), you aren't. For good or ill, you now have My attention-
at least until you learn not to engage in a battle of wits (especially
against the Goddess of Mischief! I mean, really!) unarmed.

Penned by My hand on the 9th of Lupar, in the year 592 AF.