So! As most of you know by now, unless you've been hiding under a rock
(which is perfectly fine, I might add, if you like that sort of thing!),
I'm back! I'm a little embarrassed to have been gone so long, but, well,
there was this butterfly in Delos... It was enormous, and I'd never seen
one like it before, so I followed it! I ended up in this beautiful
grotto just filled with butterflies, so I decided to catch some and
bring them back to show Lyssa (she does get lonely in that treehouse,
you know, having so few playmates). Well! Once My net was full, they all
started trying to fly at once, and carried Me right off! I didn't want
to let go, since I had to bring them back, so I thought I'd just wait
until they got tired. Eventually, they stopped for a bit of a rest in a
field full of wildflowers, but I was so knackered from hanging on all
that time I just climbed right up into a tree for a little nap.

When I woke up, all the butterflies had fluttered off somewhere
(brainless little things!) but there was music and laughter all around-
a big group of people, all in wagons, were having a party at the base of
the tree! I popped right down, and We had a grand time for days and
days, just travelling all over and generally enjoying Ourselves. We
wandered for a long time, until one afternoon, We found an odd door just
sitting in the middle of a clearing. They were all too afraid to go near
it, but I just HAD to see what was in there! On the other side was...
Another door! And after that, more doors! Agh! I just kept going through
door after door until I was sick of doors altogether and remembered I
could just go home. I'm probably going to break the next stupid door I
see.

I'm still grumpy about that butterfly, though.

The end!

Penned by My hand on the 7th of Lupar, in the year 592 AF.