Ah Ikari,

Bless you. I find it amusing how much you manage to twist things and lie
so blatantly to make yourself look even more the idiot. You defile
Pandora, a Goddess who harms no one, who handfuls of your own citymates
follow and offer to, for no reason at all. Time and time again you seek
to destroy Her shrines, a mindless act that has zero effect on us. You
are like a mosquito bite than can quite easily be ignored but dear lord,
it is satisfying to itch.

Offering credits for your head is merely something I enjoy doing since I
know it irritates you. I've seen the messages of rage, the threats of
issues and marks. I've seen you dragging the rules out and trying to
hide behind them. A few trips hunting and gathering gold is more than
worth knowing your little mind is seething.

I do wish, however, that you indeed gathered your facts correctly. I
have never given a single person more than perhaps five credits, at
most. No one has ever given me ten heads of yours, perhaps if they did
I'd reward them with more than a single credit. You have also never
schemed to rip me off of said credits, since I've known every person
that has killed you and been rewarded. I've seen proof of your anger,
your running away and your hiding from people in a fit of rage at my
paying for your maggot filled skull.

As for your journal that I paid just ten thousand gold for, it is not
merely your background, it is full of your drivel. Ten thousand gold
would once again take me all of quarter of a day to hunt. More than
worth it for the humiliation of an Ashtani holding a Shallamese diary,
full of house requirements and "lessons of life" as you call them. Let
us read one together so we can all be mildly amused with you...

"Ikari's Life Lessons and Trials", By Ikari (Page 1)


Daedalan 11th, 533 AF:

Today I learned a great lesson. Do not take actions into your own hands
unless you are willing to accept the consequences. I defiled a shrine
and without thinkin walked straight back to the city last month. I was
witnessed and did not notice. Gorlasintan, Tagg, Nulaye, and Sabiru all
came to kill me. I bladesuicided and Sabiru and Tagg were killed as
well. The writ was not completed on me. This month Sabiru and Tanris
attempted to kill me once more while I stood at Fish Street. I almost
escaped but at the last minute was hindered and once again
bladesuicided, not willing to give Sabiru the pleasure of completing his
writ.

Now at the gates stand Malifuus, Tanris, Sabiru, and Tirac. Our
citymates have gathered and they do not pose a serious threat, but I do
feel somewhat responsible for incurring this raid. I just hope my
citymates do not blame me and realize I am not experienced and that I
have much to learn.

After Sabiru's death from his second attempt to kill me, I taunted him.
I was reprimanded by Skiderion. He told me that the Sentaari show
respect even to their enemies. After learning this I apologized. To
which Sabiru called me a moron anyways. At least I feel better. I have
much to learn. I just hope my citymates do not become too frustrated
with me before I can learn.

...You are right, Ikari, you have much to learn before you can act all
high and mighty towards those who outweigh you in both combat and
intelligence.

Think again before embarrassing yourself on the public news. You do such
a good job of brightening our days, don't tarnish it with us feeling bad
for your metal maladies.

To the rest of you that managed to read these two posts without giving
up, the reward offer continues. Rob him, kill him, abuse him however you
see fit and find yourself rewarded appropriately.

Laila Silverwing,
Outdoing Ikari since the 2nd of Sarapin, 372 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Valnuary, in the year 591 AF.