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A Strange Mundane Game: Hmmm, Book 15
Written by: Antic Abdas Lichlord
Date: Thursday, December 1st, 2011
Addressed to: Everyone
I am a little concerned about Kurios's mental stability, his family,
friends, or whomever he's hanging out with needs to worry as well.
Although,
I even more concerned about this strange mundane game he wants to play
with our golden sovereigns that he'll be keeping in these pots that
are hidden within a mysterious gobbledygook of a book.
It just seems like a fancy way of saying, "Away from our eye sockets
but closer to his hip-pockets."
I mean no offense old chap, but I think you might want to stay away
from say maybe that golden hookah in Bopalopia, clearly it's smoke has
done something to your mind. Or maybe even stay away from the Eventide
Alehouse in Hashan.
Cause I believe why you was there trying to steal the Crown Merchants
secret of hording our golden sovereigns that the barkeeper had an eye on
you. And might have even slipped a mickey or two in your absinthe.
I'm only looking out for your mental well-being old chap. Seriously you
need to keep your sanity, you may even need it one day for something
useful.
Come on now everybody look at want he is saying to us! That our golden
sovereigns inform people now, hence they are now maybe even
considered a sentient life form. Even a fool can see something is
terribly
wrong with this picture.
That's right everyone our golden sovereigns that we love to store in
the bank. Maybe even use to buy us some clothing, food, or shelter with
is an intelligent being now! According to Kurios a psychosexual simple
servant.
So I suppose his golden sovereigns have collectively meet with our
golden sovereigns and informed him. That they would be delighted to
learn if we would allow him to teach them. But what would he be teaching
our golden sovereigns? Oh, they would enjoy learning the sentient
activity of self reproducing. Then why didn't you just say that at
first. Hey, he is just going to teach them how to have sex so they can
reproduce themselves everybody that's all!
Why have we not thought of this before people? Let's just allow our
golden sovereigns to have some sexual gratification! They will be
more happy and so excited about having learnt to sexually reproduce
themselves that they would multiply like rabbits.
What's even more weird to me if they are an intelligent life form.
Why do they need to go to the four pot school called, Book 15?
I would think any intelligent being knows how to sexually reproduce
themselves. Although your insisting that they taught by you.
Ole wise Kurios, has discovered the secret that the Crown Merchants
have been hording for centuries. Mhaldor you better keep an eye on this
wise man. He's out right stating once he has taught the golden
sovereigns
to sexually reproduce themselves. They will be later converted to
soldiers
to fight for the cause of Good against you.
Mhaldor, seems like you better catch up with the times and teach your
golden sovereigns to become sexual, intelligent enough to reproduce
themselves.
So that you will have an army of sexual, intellectual golden sovereigns
to
fight the army that Kurios is trying to amass for the cause of Good.
What I don't understand is, you mean instead of putting our gold into
those
damp, stale banks vaults. We need to put it into some cramp, shale pots
that is
hidden within some gobbledygook book. And from there you can teach them
how to
sexually reproduce themselves, also you will be watching them for us as
they
are now more delighted and excited cause they have learned to sexually
reproduce.
Then every 3 months you will report to us their progress in their
newfound love
for this consensual, sexual activity of reproducing you have taught
them.
And our so-called sexual but, intellectual golden sovereigns that you
have taught
will be impregnable against evil. Man how regrettable, that our sexual
but
intellectual golden sovereigns would make us guess the correct pot they
are in. Now
that's exceptional but why would we want to turn our intellectual golden
sovereigns
into intellectual heterosexuals. Or would they be intellectual
homosexuals?
Or maybe even an intellectual bisexual?
I just believe you are a little to psychosexual with your sexual but,
intellectual
golden sovereigns to let my ordinary golden sovereigns anywhere near you
old chap.
But I must admit it is a strange mundane game your calling Book 15.
Penned by my hand on the 10th of Miraman, in the year 583 AF.
A Strange Mundane Game: Hmmm, Book 15
Written by: Antic Abdas Lichlord
Date: Thursday, December 1st, 2011
Addressed to: Everyone
I am a little concerned about Kurios's mental stability, his family,
friends, or whomever he's hanging out with needs to worry as well.
Although,
I even more concerned about this strange mundane game he wants to play
with our golden sovereigns that he'll be keeping in these pots that
are hidden within a mysterious gobbledygook of a book.
It just seems like a fancy way of saying, "Away from our eye sockets
but closer to his hip-pockets."
I mean no offense old chap, but I think you might want to stay away
from say maybe that golden hookah in Bopalopia, clearly it's smoke has
done something to your mind. Or maybe even stay away from the Eventide
Alehouse in Hashan.
Cause I believe why you was there trying to steal the Crown Merchants
secret of hording our golden sovereigns that the barkeeper had an eye on
you. And might have even slipped a mickey or two in your absinthe.
I'm only looking out for your mental well-being old chap. Seriously you
need to keep your sanity, you may even need it one day for something
useful.
Come on now everybody look at want he is saying to us! That our golden
sovereigns inform people now, hence they are now maybe even
considered a sentient life form. Even a fool can see something is
terribly
wrong with this picture.
That's right everyone our golden sovereigns that we love to store in
the bank. Maybe even use to buy us some clothing, food, or shelter with
is an intelligent being now! According to Kurios a psychosexual simple
servant.
So I suppose his golden sovereigns have collectively meet with our
golden sovereigns and informed him. That they would be delighted to
learn if we would allow him to teach them. But what would he be teaching
our golden sovereigns? Oh, they would enjoy learning the sentient
activity of self reproducing. Then why didn't you just say that at
first. Hey, he is just going to teach them how to have sex so they can
reproduce themselves everybody that's all!
Why have we not thought of this before people? Let's just allow our
golden sovereigns to have some sexual gratification! They will be
more happy and so excited about having learnt to sexually reproduce
themselves that they would multiply like rabbits.
What's even more weird to me if they are an intelligent life form.
Why do they need to go to the four pot school called, Book 15?
I would think any intelligent being knows how to sexually reproduce
themselves. Although your insisting that they taught by you.
Ole wise Kurios, has discovered the secret that the Crown Merchants
have been hording for centuries. Mhaldor you better keep an eye on this
wise man. He's out right stating once he has taught the golden
sovereigns
to sexually reproduce themselves. They will be later converted to
soldiers
to fight for the cause of Good against you.
Mhaldor, seems like you better catch up with the times and teach your
golden sovereigns to become sexual, intelligent enough to reproduce
themselves.
So that you will have an army of sexual, intellectual golden sovereigns
to
fight the army that Kurios is trying to amass for the cause of Good.
What I don't understand is, you mean instead of putting our gold into
those
damp, stale banks vaults. We need to put it into some cramp, shale pots
that is
hidden within some gobbledygook book. And from there you can teach them
how to
sexually reproduce themselves, also you will be watching them for us as
they
are now more delighted and excited cause they have learned to sexually
reproduce.
Then every 3 months you will report to us their progress in their
newfound love
for this consensual, sexual activity of reproducing you have taught
them.
And our so-called sexual but, intellectual golden sovereigns that you
have taught
will be impregnable against evil. Man how regrettable, that our sexual
but
intellectual golden sovereigns would make us guess the correct pot they
are in. Now
that's exceptional but why would we want to turn our intellectual golden
sovereigns
into intellectual heterosexuals. Or would they be intellectual
homosexuals?
Or maybe even an intellectual bisexual?
I just believe you are a little to psychosexual with your sexual but,
intellectual
golden sovereigns to let my ordinary golden sovereigns anywhere near you
old chap.
But I must admit it is a strange mundane game your calling Book 15.
Penned by my hand on the 10th of Miraman, in the year 583 AF.