Achaean News
The Lumeni Lucky Lottery
Written by: Page Finchy Ithilien
Date: Friday, November 11th, 2011
Addressed to: Everyone
------------------------------LUCKY LUMENI
LOTTERY---------------------------
a Chapel-fundraising
Lottery
===============
The really important bits for people who hate to read:
LOTTERY INFO 14
Ticket box: Located just two rooms beyond the tunnel from Cyrene
OR
The Ticket office of Delos
How?: BUY TICKET IN LOTTERY 14 / BUY <amount> TICKETS IN 14 / BUY TICKET
IN 14 FOR <Friend/victim>
How Much?: 1000 per ticket, unlimited tickets
===============
DESCRIPTION ----------- As building a place of worship in Cyrene is just
a tad expensive, and we here at the Lumeni, the primary clan in Cyrene
dedicated to the stupdy and practice of devotion like running
competitions we've decided to host A little fundraising lottery in
Cyrene and shallam. But let's get down to What you're really interested
in!
THE PRIZES
----------
- Credits!
- Gold!
- A big wet kiss from Captain Squeakers!
- Herbs!
- Ship rides!
- Tattoos!
THE QUESTIONS
-------------
Q: Who am I? How do I see lotteries? What's a Fish?
A: I can accurately answer exactly one of these questions: LOTTERY INFO
#ID. In this case: LOTTERY INFO 14!
Q: Finchy, will entering this lottery increase my virility, restore my
baldness, and/or make me luckier with the fairer sex?
A: I can neither confirm nor deny these incredibly likely outcomes from
entering this lottery.
Q: Just how many tickets can I buy?
A: As many as you can without having to sell your shirt and tell your
kids you're eating rat for dinner!
Q: Will you be stuffing the profit in your pockets Finchy?
A: Not a bean will be heading my way, instead all forms of money accrued
going directly and completely towards the Chapel-building costs in
Cyrene.
Q: When will the lottery end!
A: We don't have a fixed date, but we're not planning to leave you
hanging forever!
Q: Can I buy tickets for other people
A: If you feel inflicting someone with Captain squeakers sure! Just BUY
TICKET FOR X!
Q: Yeah but WHERE can I buy them?
A: If you can find me directly, I'll sell them to you! But if not, there
will be a lovely ticket box just outside Cyrene, and there's always the
Delosian Ticket Office!
I wish you all good luck in the competition!
Signed,
Finchy Ithilien
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 581 AF.
The Lumeni Lucky Lottery
Written by: Page Finchy Ithilien
Date: Friday, November 11th, 2011
Addressed to: Everyone
------------------------------LUCKY LUMENI
LOTTERY---------------------------
a Chapel-fundraising
Lottery
===============
The really important bits for people who hate to read:
LOTTERY INFO 14
Ticket box: Located just two rooms beyond the tunnel from Cyrene
OR
The Ticket office of Delos
How?: BUY TICKET IN LOTTERY 14 / BUY <amount> TICKETS IN 14 / BUY TICKET
IN 14 FOR <Friend/victim>
How Much?: 1000 per ticket, unlimited tickets
===============
DESCRIPTION ----------- As building a place of worship in Cyrene is just
a tad expensive, and we here at the Lumeni, the primary clan in Cyrene
dedicated to the stupdy and practice of devotion like running
competitions we've decided to host A little fundraising lottery in
Cyrene and shallam. But let's get down to What you're really interested
in!
THE PRIZES
----------
- Credits!
- Gold!
- A big wet kiss from Captain Squeakers!
- Herbs!
- Ship rides!
- Tattoos!
THE QUESTIONS
-------------
Q: Who am I? How do I see lotteries? What's a Fish?
A: I can accurately answer exactly one of these questions: LOTTERY INFO
#ID. In this case: LOTTERY INFO 14!
Q: Finchy, will entering this lottery increase my virility, restore my
baldness, and/or make me luckier with the fairer sex?
A: I can neither confirm nor deny these incredibly likely outcomes from
entering this lottery.
Q: Just how many tickets can I buy?
A: As many as you can without having to sell your shirt and tell your
kids you're eating rat for dinner!
Q: Will you be stuffing the profit in your pockets Finchy?
A: Not a bean will be heading my way, instead all forms of money accrued
going directly and completely towards the Chapel-building costs in
Cyrene.
Q: When will the lottery end!
A: We don't have a fixed date, but we're not planning to leave you
hanging forever!
Q: Can I buy tickets for other people
A: If you feel inflicting someone with Captain squeakers sure! Just BUY
TICKET FOR X!
Q: Yeah but WHERE can I buy them?
A: If you can find me directly, I'll sell them to you! But if not, there
will be a lovely ticket box just outside Cyrene, and there's always the
Delosian Ticket Office!
I wish you all good luck in the competition!
Signed,
Finchy Ithilien
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 581 AF.