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Public News Post #18871

The Lumeni Lucky Lottery

Written by: Page Finchy Ithilien
Date: Friday, November 11th, 2011
Addressed to: Everyone


------------------------------LUCKY LUMENI
LOTTERY---------------------------
a Chapel-fundraising
Lottery
===============
The really important bits for people who hate to read:

LOTTERY INFO 14

Ticket box: Located just two rooms beyond the tunnel from Cyrene
OR
The Ticket office of Delos

How?: BUY TICKET IN LOTTERY 14 / BUY <amount> TICKETS IN 14 / BUY TICKET
IN 14 FOR <Friend/victim>

How Much?: 1000 per ticket, unlimited tickets
===============



DESCRIPTION ----------- As building a place of worship in Cyrene is just
a tad expensive, and we here at the Lumeni, the primary clan in Cyrene
dedicated to the stupdy and practice of devotion like running
competitions we've decided to host A little fundraising lottery in
Cyrene and shallam. But let's get down to What you're really interested
in!
THE PRIZES
----------

- Credits!
- Gold!
- A big wet kiss from Captain Squeakers!
- Herbs!
- Ship rides!
- Tattoos!


THE QUESTIONS
-------------
Q: Who am I? How do I see lotteries? What's a Fish?

A: I can accurately answer exactly one of these questions: LOTTERY INFO
#ID. In this case: LOTTERY INFO 14!

Q: Finchy, will entering this lottery increase my virility, restore my
baldness, and/or make me luckier with the fairer sex?

A: I can neither confirm nor deny these incredibly likely outcomes from
entering this lottery.

Q: Just how many tickets can I buy?

A: As many as you can without having to sell your shirt and tell your
kids you're eating rat for dinner!

Q: Will you be stuffing the profit in your pockets Finchy?

A: Not a bean will be heading my way, instead all forms of money accrued
going directly and completely towards the Chapel-building costs in
Cyrene.

Q: When will the lottery end!

A: We don't have a fixed date, but we're not planning to leave you
hanging forever!

Q: Can I buy tickets for other people

A: If you feel inflicting someone with Captain squeakers sure! Just BUY
TICKET FOR X!

Q: Yeah but WHERE can I buy them?

A: If you can find me directly, I'll sell them to you! But if not, there
will be a lovely ticket box just outside Cyrene, and there's always the
Delosian Ticket Office!


I wish you all good luck in the competition!

Signed,

Finchy Ithilien

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 581 AF.


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Public News Post #18871

The Lumeni Lucky Lottery

Written by: Page Finchy Ithilien
Date: Friday, November 11th, 2011
Addressed to: Everyone


------------------------------LUCKY LUMENI
LOTTERY---------------------------
a Chapel-fundraising
Lottery
===============
The really important bits for people who hate to read:

LOTTERY INFO 14

Ticket box: Located just two rooms beyond the tunnel from Cyrene
OR
The Ticket office of Delos

How?: BUY TICKET IN LOTTERY 14 / BUY <amount> TICKETS IN 14 / BUY TICKET
IN 14 FOR <Friend/victim>

How Much?: 1000 per ticket, unlimited tickets
===============



DESCRIPTION ----------- As building a place of worship in Cyrene is just
a tad expensive, and we here at the Lumeni, the primary clan in Cyrene
dedicated to the stupdy and practice of devotion like running
competitions we've decided to host A little fundraising lottery in
Cyrene and shallam. But let's get down to What you're really interested
in!
THE PRIZES
----------

- Credits!
- Gold!
- A big wet kiss from Captain Squeakers!
- Herbs!
- Ship rides!
- Tattoos!


THE QUESTIONS
-------------
Q: Who am I? How do I see lotteries? What's a Fish?

A: I can accurately answer exactly one of these questions: LOTTERY INFO
#ID. In this case: LOTTERY INFO 14!

Q: Finchy, will entering this lottery increase my virility, restore my
baldness, and/or make me luckier with the fairer sex?

A: I can neither confirm nor deny these incredibly likely outcomes from
entering this lottery.

Q: Just how many tickets can I buy?

A: As many as you can without having to sell your shirt and tell your
kids you're eating rat for dinner!

Q: Will you be stuffing the profit in your pockets Finchy?

A: Not a bean will be heading my way, instead all forms of money accrued
going directly and completely towards the Chapel-building costs in
Cyrene.

Q: When will the lottery end!

A: We don't have a fixed date, but we're not planning to leave you
hanging forever!

Q: Can I buy tickets for other people

A: If you feel inflicting someone with Captain squeakers sure! Just BUY
TICKET FOR X!

Q: Yeah but WHERE can I buy them?

A: If you can find me directly, I'll sell them to you! But if not, there
will be a lovely ticket box just outside Cyrene, and there's always the
Delosian Ticket Office!


I wish you all good luck in the competition!

Signed,

Finchy Ithilien

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 581 AF.


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