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Public News Post #18837

Joke of the Day

Written by: Bluef Vor'ad, the Somnolent Wytch
Date: Saturday, August 27th, 2011
Addressed to: The Spirit Walkers



Question:
How many Spirit Walkers does it take to kill a Seeress?

Answer:
They don't have enough members to try.

Incapable of mounting an offense worthy of a noble House,
your broken tribe of planeswalkers has to recruit allies
and mercenaries with promises of Divine favours, gold
and the like. You have to hire marks at every turn
instead of embracing the warrior's path your house
supposedly espouses.

The Curia alone fight for Balance and Walk the True Path
between worlds.

And we do so without the need to gather a group to rush
a single woman in her bed chamber (a sad offensive which
wasn't even close to being successful in the end). From
each encounter with you we learn how truly weak and inept
your broken tribe has become under the lineage of the broken
distaff. And so through the Days of Reckoning you will be
burned and blighted until you are worthy of Restoration.

We are not without mercy though. Those who wish to embrace
the inevitable may join us now as others have already done.
Your loyalty may be tested, but if found true your lives
will be spared.


Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lupar, in the year 575 AF.


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Public News Post #18837

Joke of the Day

Written by: Bluef Vor'ad, the Somnolent Wytch
Date: Saturday, August 27th, 2011
Addressed to: The Spirit Walkers



Question:
How many Spirit Walkers does it take to kill a Seeress?

Answer:
They don't have enough members to try.

Incapable of mounting an offense worthy of a noble House,
your broken tribe of planeswalkers has to recruit allies
and mercenaries with promises of Divine favours, gold
and the like. You have to hire marks at every turn
instead of embracing the warrior's path your house
supposedly espouses.

The Curia alone fight for Balance and Walk the True Path
between worlds.

And we do so without the need to gather a group to rush
a single woman in her bed chamber (a sad offensive which
wasn't even close to being successful in the end). From
each encounter with you we learn how truly weak and inept
your broken tribe has become under the lineage of the broken
distaff. And so through the Days of Reckoning you will be
burned and blighted until you are worthy of Restoration.

We are not without mercy though. Those who wish to embrace
the inevitable may join us now as others have already done.
Your loyalty may be tested, but if found true your lives
will be spared.


Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lupar, in the year 575 AF.


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