To Whom It May Concern,

About five per cent of Achaeans are partial to the subject matter of
this violent war of words between Bluef and her opponents, the other
ninety-five per cent of us absolutely ignorant as to what even sparked
this malevolent bandying of words and threats. This leads me to the
conclusion that some other medium of communication is preferred, perhaps
letters, or smoke signals, or alomancy, because all I've seen so far
that I can understand or even relate to is the posturing of the
insulted. A small minority actually acts on their threats, while the
majority continues to verbally freeboot and slander one another in a
ceaseless circle that brings joy to those involved in that they believe
they're getting the attention they justly deserve. I and the other
ninety-five per cent could care less what a Curia Spiritus is, or how
the current lunar phase affects the female reproductive system, or
whatever else may the stem of all this bickering. If you're going to
kill one another, an ounce of action is worth twenty-five pounds of
public news posts. Just get it over with, or hug it out. You only serve
to further sully the reputations of your respective causes by
perpetuating this descent into ignoble mudslinging and finger-pointing.

Also, on a side note: Bain. Please refrain from raping the Achaean
language again. It's been violated enough, and I'm afraid I might cry if
you subject it to any more of your merciless passes at forcible
copulation with it. I just pray you're sterile for the sake of those of
us who can still differentiate between proper and common nouns after
reading your post. That is all.

S.L.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Scarlatan, in the year 575 AF.