Greetings dirt worshippers

After a little event that happened the other day I felt like i had to
sit down and remind your fully grown twigs and teach your little sprouts
how incompetent their forest protectors really are. What happened four
decades ago? Some of your might remember it, but most of you probably
have too much bark between your ears to remember anything at all.

Four decades ago I was doing whatever i could to piss you guys off, I
invested a little money in the right places and served every forest
enemy I could, and it really worked, I angered you, you sent every
heretic you had; man, woman and sprout. And after a while when your
efforts were futile, you started crying and whining to your Gods,
apparently I was a bigger pain in your behinds than any twig you've
probably tried and enjoyed. But after a while your Gods changed a few
things, you know why they did it? Because your crying and whining was
driving them insane! They did it just to shut you up! Maybe becuse your
ears are so full of dirt that you wouldn't listen to any reasonable
explanation anyways.

Now back to what happened the other day...
I don't know wether to laugh or cry, because it took you cowards four of
your heretics to jump one guy, and all you did was web me and summon me
into Eleusis defendable so that you "had a reason to kill me". I must
thank you for doing so, Illiena, Athylea, Delphinus and Patroklos
nothing warms my heart like my enemies showing really how incompetent
they really are... so to summarize... if you know what that means. I'm
back now, and im not gonna be any kinder or less greedy this time. I'm
telling the entire world about your incompetence so they can have
something to laugh at, or if they have enough pity for you, comfort you,
and I'm telling you guys this because now you have time to prepare your
whining.

This time I'm not alone
Icraa Storm

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Mayan, in the year 571 AF.