Dearest Tiamat,

I am sorry it took me so long to reply to your newspost, but 5000 gold
is a lot and Drogo only drops 200 gold when I slay him.

Anyway. After reading your news post I now realize how much I cause you
to suffer and I would like to apologize for slaying the citizens and
denizens of Mhaldor. But you must understand that I cannot help it. The
urge to murder and maim is simply too great. Back in the day I was known
for my iron self-control, but over the years it has degenerated a little
and I no longer feel compelled to hold back.

I want to warn you that for every Eleusian denizen you kill, I will kill
2.8 Mhaldorian ones. I'm sure you can understand where 2.8 comes from.
As it is the size of your manhood.

I hope this makes you feel better. Or at least a little awkward.

Sincerely,
Bleak Fitheach

P.S. I'm also very sorry for defiling that shrine to Shaitan at the
Avenue of trapped souls.


Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Chronos, in the year 569 AF.