Ladies, Gentlemen,

Applause, for the latest round of gender discrimination! I am actually
not sure who won and who lost, but I am more than certain that it really
doesn't make a difference!

Men, manly men. We are the men and, as usual, we have won through the
usual subterfuge and cunning of compromise and giving in to nagging. Our
victory is unquestioned! Our might rides unabated! Let all of the tender
gender see and swoon at our unbridled MANLINESS. Okay, okay now, tone it
back a little, I'm getting a tad intimidated. Put that mirror away, you
might scare yourself.

Women, as always. well fought. Fought like men! And for all your
struggle and pluck, you too have won! I admire your gumption! Your
spirit! Your huge, heaving wills! Take pride in your lesser victory, for
it is something only slightly less admirable than that which the men
have achieved but still pretty good in its own way even if it's not
amazing it'll do in a pinch!

Men, keep up the manning about. As always, we are triumphant!

Women, you have not been forgotten! As always, you have won the
sovereign right to do my laundry and make me a nice meal. As a whole
this matter has yet to be taken advantage of, but I know you've just
been putting it off until it's perfect. The time is now, ladies!


Yours in waiting,
Kuntar Semshan, Misogyny's Nicer Cousin

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Chronos, in the year 565 AF.