I do not appreciate mortals posting their idle speculations on the
public news board.

As I have already informed Nefarious, your deaths were investigated by
myself and I discovered that you were slain by Skyrax, the warrior lord
who leads the skeleton hordes. It seems he grew tired of you abusing
the welcome extended to you by the inhabitants of the Chaos Plane.
I can only assure you that you were fortunate the lord Golgotha himself
was not present to dole out justice. You can be certain he would not
have been so lenient as merely to destroy your mortal body.

As for myself and my fellow deities, we do not take kindly to being
slandered on the public news boards. I expect a public apology forthwith.

Daedalus, Guardian of Balance.
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Sarapin, in the year 181 AF.