Thief,

Your pilfering hands are a noteworthy force and I applaud you on your
recent, transitory victory in Mhaldor; I am positive the possessions of
a Novice Siren is serving you well, as meager as they might be.

On a more caustic note, your cross dressing tendency is truly a sight
for sore eyes and the anguish you elicited was an exceptional first
experience in Mental Suffering; you have enriched my life and the lesson
learned is worth every sovereign of gold lost.

Thankfully,
Minion Saira.

Postscript: The first step in your path to recovery is to return the
undergarments you stole from me.


Penned by my hand on the 7th of Sarapin, in the year 558 AF.