You, are an idiot.

Then again, you're from the CIJ so I guess I just spent 5k to state the
obvious.

I apologise that change is such a foreign and fearful concept to those
in your House, particularly yourself.

Be sure to pass along my thanks to Pyke for his apathy.

- Dread Clown Bonko

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Valnuary, in the year 545 AF.