So the brethren of Pirates has informed me there is a new landlubber who
fancies himself a scalawag on the seas.

Natures 'war' galley has begun attacking unarmed ships, not even
offering safe passage as it were. Yet you call forth wavecalls without
hesitation at the first sign of an armed vessel on the horizon.

You bilge rats of 'Nature' may fail to sink unarmed ships and live to
tell the tale, but the trained and tried pirates have already proven
that we can and will send you to the murky depths. Our pugnacious
vessels have no need to flee. As you've set the terms of firing first on
unarmed vessels, expect no quarter given in return.

On behalf of the Pirates I challenge Natures 'war' galley in open battle
on the Notic high seas against the pride of the Pirates fleet, The Black
Sail.

I await your public acceptance if you've the gull, or the more likely
rejection if your interests are simply in the failed targeting of
unarmed ships then fleeing to hide in harbours as you've shown us thus
far.

Perhaps after we finish salvaging what's left of your glorified fishing
boat we will offer you and your fellow greenhorns a contract of safe
passage...

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Scarlatan, in the year 527 AF.