Damn it Mhaldor, why are you always letting Des do the talking for you?
You guys raid the Phaestian temple, Des is the one telling people to
"leave or die". You guys organize a hunting party for Annwyn, Des is the
one ordering people to "leave or die". Des, didn't I attack you in
Annwyn and then you kind of...didn't do anything? Come on Mhaldor, I
respect you guys. I love raiding Shallam just as much as anyone. But
couldn't you elect a public relations specialist that had, I dunno,
balls? Especially if the message you're trying to send across "epic
triumph over our enemies".

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Scarlatan, in the year 510 AF.