On behest of Lady Pandora, following represents my pubic analysis
concerning the ongoing wars between the squirrels and beavers within
Bopalopia. I hope that this pleases Her.

I'd like to begin by stating upon first glance, there does not seem to
be a war between the squirrels and the beavers. They seem to work
together against the Mushroom People (who clearly have no idea why they
are at war, nor care to do anything about it. Most likely the
unfortunate side-effect of too much of the hookah.) But is it a front?
Is there a deep seeded resentment growing that could cause a break in
their alliance? While it is beyond my abilities to read the minds of
animals such as they are, I say YES.

It is clear to me that the beavers have been born and bred to war. Their
leader, an obsessive beaver unfortunately named Q-Ball is so focused on
building machines to destroy the neighboring Shroomies he has not
stopped to ask himself "Why?" I suppose that is not something those
without sentience are capable of. But his pride gets in the way of
reason and clearly Bopalopia is ridden with Chaos, we cannot predict the
horrible result of such a strong concentration of Chaos in one area.

However, because these aggressively-bred beavers are so focused, they do
not realise how they harm innocents by using the squirrels, their
supposed allies, as live ammunition. These squirrels put on a great
front, they seem to eagerly participate in the catapult. Their
self-sacrifice is commendable, however entirely unnecessary. We can stop
the madness only by protecting these innocent creatures. Do not give
them the opportunity to sacrifice themselves. Keep the wheel and spring
away from Q-Ball the mad.

In conclusion, I would warn all those who enter Bopalopia, beware most
of the squirrel, for when they have had enough, when they see they are
the unsung heroes of this war, they may revolt and a true war shall
begin.

In penance,

Meleah Aodh'Arkios

authors note: In no way does this post represent the feelings of the
Church, Shallam nor any other organisation that I am blessed to be a
part of.


Penned by my hand on the 5th of Miraman, in the year 510 AF.