Hail, Sapience
Seeing as I am lazy, I'm going to save myself the trouble of hiring 160
birds and make this a public announcement instead.

Many of you have recently received invitations for the wedding of myself
and Micaelis, but as we're all very much so aware, he's a very big pain
in the arse. Due to scheduling conflicts, the wedding will be held in
the same month, but moved up 2 Achaean days. Instead of being held on
the 5th of Phaestian, it's going to be on the 3rd. Feel free to contact
me for insane times if you somehow are that bad at math!

Thanks,
Pif & Mic

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Valnuary, in the year 509 AF.