Cooper,

I am Malifuus. You may or may not remember as one of your Mhaldorian
compatriots but this is neither here nor there.

You have chosen to turn against the will of Evil, and you've made a
grave mistake Cooper: many years ago I loaned you about 45 pieces of
Irid Moss and you have yet to repay me... Now is the time for
collection. You may mail them to me or have a doppleganger give them to
me; please be prompt and courteous in payment.

Thank you in advance, heretical scum.

-Malifuus

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Daedalan, in the year 501 AF.