Do be quiet, Murg. Boasting is reserved for competent thieves, such as
Profit or Tenebrus. You are not competent at theft or combat, but this
is probably merely a side effect of your general mental incompetence.

My favorite way to fight theft is to kill thieves. You were ranked 800th
when I started with you, and you'll continue having to leave the realms
at the sight of me until you stop being an annoyance.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Mayan, in the year 496 AF.