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Public News Post #1787

Cesspool of Gutlessness, Valarauko Vian’Cirith

Written by: Glendar
Date: Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
Addressed to: Duchess Wren Kith'Vahni, Lady of the Dragoons


Greetings Duchess,

While we have never formally met I felt I had to spend some gold to
concur with your assessment of Valarauko. I have also been snubbed by
him for words which I spoken to him. He actually said that I used
language that would make a Diavlous blush if you can believe such a
thing. While I shall not compare him to an overly emotional female as I
respect woman of all forms I do agree that he is a coward who hides
behind his doppleganger and astral forms away when actual danger is
present.

That being said I leave you with a joke.

What is the difference between Valarauko and that green slime entity he
travels with?

Those of you who said nothing...sorry you are wrong.

The slime has more backbone.

Glendar

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Bellum, in the year 463 AD.


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Public News Post #1787

Cesspool of Gutlessness, Valarauko Vian’Cirith

Written by: Glendar
Date: Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
Addressed to: Duchess Wren Kith'Vahni, Lady of the Dragoons


Greetings Duchess,

While we have never formally met I felt I had to spend some gold to
concur with your assessment of Valarauko. I have also been snubbed by
him for words which I spoken to him. He actually said that I used
language that would make a Diavlous blush if you can believe such a
thing. While I shall not compare him to an overly emotional female as I
respect woman of all forms I do agree that he is a coward who hides
behind his doppleganger and astral forms away when actual danger is
present.

That being said I leave you with a joke.

What is the difference between Valarauko and that green slime entity he
travels with?

Those of you who said nothing...sorry you are wrong.

The slime has more backbone.

Glendar

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Bellum, in the year 463 AD.


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