That's right folks,

Hashani Hatred, the ever popular game, has now had it's price
dramatically lowered as well as new promotions and offers are available
to some!

Now, every order will not only receive my incredible First Edition
handbook, but you will also get the Limited Edition handbook of Coping
with an Unfair Trial absolutely FREE! That's right, this wonderful
package, with a retail value of 500 sovereigns, is now at a new low
price of 250 gold! That is a whopping 50% off! The demand is too high
and these offers are flying off the shelves! Get yours while supplies
last!

To celebrate this new promotion, all orders from Shallam will get an
additional 20% off! You people will be getting such a great deal for
just 200 sovereigns, it'll feel like stealing! But it's not! I'm sure! I
checked!

Also ask about our Special products line such as: Treehugger Today--How
Hashan Hurt my Home, Trance's Tactics on Annoying Hashan, and the
newest, most popular product, Hashan and You--The Not So Neutral
Nuisance.

-The Grok

Please see Public News 17847 for full details. All orders are subject to
the Rules of Eligibility Agreement. Void in the Underworld and where
prohibited by law. No purchase necessary.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Miraman, in the year 488 AF.