Greetings other people,

Have you spent your last sovereign on a losing hand in blackjack? Are
you betting Black and Red so much that it has left you only black and
blue? Can't seem to jerk your pole just right to catch some fish? Or
maybe you are just tired of living in a City that follows logic and laws
and treats its citizens equally? Well none of that matters anymore in
the new, exciting game of Hashani Hatred!

That's right folks, for a nominal 500 gold fee, I will send you my
handbook that will teach you how to:
-Become a Citizen of Hashan
-Contest a current Regent of Hashan
-Legally become a Regent of Hashan
-Be subjected to a propaganda campaign by a City Leader.
-Be kicked out of Hashan with no investigation, proof, or legal process
at the time of getting kicked
-And much, much more!

That sounds like a great deal right? But, if you act now, I'll also send
a second handbook that will teach you how cope with:
-Being given a farce of a trial without being asked for your testimony
-Being judged by someone who is providing testimony against you
-Being refused all evidence for and against you

All participants are guaranteed a visit with Saltaern, where he will
twist your words, lie to your face with a smile then completely
contradict himself! All you have to do is just send a
Self-Addressed-Stamped-Envelope to:
The Grok
c/o Hashani Post Office
3261 SW Serpentis Blvd.
Hashan, Sapience 1TSW0C

All entries must meet the Rules of Eligibility Agreement below
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1. You are not eligible.
2. Handbooks are not physical items.
3. The Game of Hashani Hatred has a gold value equal to 1/100th of 1
gold sovereign.
4. All entries are non-refundable and will yield absolutely nothing.
5. If you do actually receive a message or tell regarding your entry of
500 gold, jump for joy, because that is all you are getting outside of
the refreshing clarity provided by the Truth.

-The Grok

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Valnuary, in the year 487 AF.