Dearest Skye,

Whether you're post was sarcastic or not -- I sense it might have been
something akin to a "hate mail" letter the way you put it -- wouldn't
signing it remove your admirer's secrecy?

Besides, what if you had MANY admirers, surely you'd have to tell us a
little about the contents to make sure one of your ardent followers
actually sent the one in question!

Mwahahaha,

JW

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Chronos, in the year 480 AF.