Greetings,

We here at the Scarlattan Theatre have recently decided that we are in
need of another member of staff. This person will be the manager of the
Theatre. He or she will be responsible for the overall welfare of the
Theatre. The manager's duties will include keeping track of who would
like to use the facilities, who is currently using them, and ensuring
that the current users finish in a reasonable amount of time.

Applicants should submit a letter to me with the following:

1) Your name
2) Which organisations you are a member of
3) Any experience and why you believe you are the ideal candidate.

In the name of the arts,

Spalding , the stage manager

Penned by My hand on the 12th of Aeguary, in the year 471 AF.