Dear People-

First, Great and Mighty Warriors of Shallam-town, I address you all. I
am very pleased with your newfound spirit and hope that you continue
your unending quest to do things. Do not forget my challenge to you. It
still stands and I fear that I am distinctly in the lead. You do not
wish to lose, do you? How could you live with the shame of defeat and
"Shallam is soft" shirts?

Second, to all those arguing the points of Chaos and Good, Light and
Evil and all manner of things betwixt. Due to an inherent flaw in
subjective matters such as these, I am afraid that a peaceful resolution
will never be reached. I suggest we stop rational discourse in favor of
wanton killing.

Third, to my biggest fan. You know I still got love for you, right?

Fourth, to myself. You are the single greatest thing to ever strike a
pose in the face of doom. Sometimes things get tough and you think of
giving up, but you must press on and be an inspiration for those that
truly matter and even those that do not. With that being said, go forth
and propagate!

Loving little kids,


Thaddeus, the Substantial.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Phaestian, in the year 463 AF.