Ah, dearest Silas, Duane and Militis.

Your morons arrive to team me so now since I see how the whores of
Shallam stand, I extend an invitation to any Ashtanite, Mhaldorian, or
anybody else. If you are planning to raid the outskirts of Shallam
(Skirting and such) I extend the invitation of doing such from a grove
which I will plant in Pash Valley every time. I will gladly help those
kill Shallamese scum, seeing as these three do not have the balls to
come at me solo. Do you hear that boys? Nothing in the pants. As
everybody already does know. In either case, this invitation is open
until I see fit, which will probably never end. Starting.. now!

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Sarapin, in the year 463 AF.