Dearest Malla,

Until such a day comes where the Rajamalans of the Raja Society act not
like cats rolling about in a choice patch of kitty nip, myself and
others like me must decline your invitation, however much it pains me to
admit it.
When the day comes that the Raja Society act instead like our proud and
fierce ancestors please do inform us. Because it is only on that day
that we shall be proud to call you our brethren.

With regret and also with hope,
Faolin Accalia

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Scarlatan, in the year 460 AF.