To refer to Makone as your "sister" in any sense of the word would imply
that you would also be my daughter. And no daughter of mine would be
seen pasting your idiocy on public newsboards. Since I have not yet
struck you across the jaw with the flat of my palm you can be assured
you are no child of mine. Hence you are no sister of Makone's.

Please, do all the women of this world a favour and cease your idiotic
blather. You are making us look bad.

N.S.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Daedalan, in the year 460 AF.